Nothing goes with a hot tan like a cold Margarita.
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I can’t wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work.
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I loved my nokia, snake was my favorite game of all time. I told one of the kids I tutor that my very first phone didn’t have internet OR color and that text messages were so expensive nobody used it. She looked at me like
True or false? put a number in my ask
- 1. had sex?
- 2. bought condoms?
- 3. gotten pregnant?
- 4. failed a class?
- 5. kissed a boy?
- 6. kissed a girl?
- 7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
- 8. had a job?
- 9. slipped on ice?
- 10. missed the school bus?
- 11. left the house without my wallet?
- 12. bullied someone on the internet?
- 13. sexted?
- 14. had sex in public?
- 15. played on a sports team?
- 16. smoked weed?
- 17. smoked cigarettes?
- 18. smoked a cigar?
- 19. drank alcohol? .
- 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
- 21. been overweight?
- 22. been underweight?
- 23. had an eating disorder?
- 24. been to a wedding?
- 25. made fun of someone for being fat?
- 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
- 28. been late for work?
- 29. been late for school?
- 30. kissed in the rain?
- 31. showered with someone else?
- 32. failed my drivers test?
- 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
- 34. been outside my home country?
- 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
- 36. had lice?
- 37. gotten my heart broken?
- 38. had a credit card?
- 39. been to a professional sports game?
- 40. broken a bone?
- 41. been unhappy about my weight?
- 42. won a trophy?
- 43. cut myself?
- 44. had an STD?
- 45. got engaged?
- 46. been on a diet?
- 47. tried out to be on a tv show?
- 48. rode in a taxi?
- 49. been to prom?
- 50. played a drinking game?
- 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
- 52. been to a concert?
- 53. had a three-some?
- 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 55. been in a car accident?
- 56. had braces?
- 57. learned another language?
- 58. killed an animal?
- 59. been at a yard sale?
- 60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
- 61. wore make up?
- 62. talked to someone via webcam?
- 63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
- 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
- 65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
- 66. snuck out of the house?
- 67. bought porn?
- 68. had a virus on my computer?
- 69. had oral sex?
